theballadofthewindfish:

Today I showed my friend a cut on my hand and asked if it looked infected. He said maybe I should put some alcohol on it. Alcohol. ALCOHOL????? SO I STOOD UP AND PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE AND THEN DRANK HIS TEARS AND SAID “I’M STRAIGHT FUCKIN EDGE I’LL SEE YOU IN THE FUCKIN PIT.”

(Source: second-impact, via pentaheartagram)

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    That belated Dear John you left nailed to my door, I have one thing to say to that. I C-A-N

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